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Springfield is a city (or town in some episodes) in Springfield County, Springfield's State and is located within the continental United States, where the Simpson family lives. It is located near the cities of Shelbyville, Capital City, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. I hope I didn't brain my damage. I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.

Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.

Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Me fail English? That's unpossible. Human contact: the final frontier.

Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

…has left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.